Just some silliness

I never stop being amazed at the things my kids come up with. Seriously, they keep be laughing and on my toes.  

Here are just a few I remembered to write down

Lance came up to me holding an empty ziplock bag. He says "mom, look what I caught!" I said "what is it?" He then said "it's germs!" I said "O wow! How did you catch them?" He says "I coughed in the bag and then hurried and closed it!" He then tells me how he is going to take a bath and put water in the bag to kill the germs. 

I was helping Lexie fix her jacket and she says "but you're not a fixer, you're a pampered cheffer!" 

Lance took the training wheels off of his bike all by himself with his adjustable wrench. He gets on it and says "mom, come here. I seen this on tv. You're supposed to hold me and run along side me. Then when I'm not looking you let go!" 

Lexie is in love with all the puppies (like all of us). She wants to keep them all. She was holding one and says "mom this one is dangerous!" I ask her why she thought that, she then says "because it scratches!" I guess that means we have to keep it lol.

The kids have had a little cough this week. I am sure to remind them to cover their mouth & wash their hands often so they don't spread germs. Lexie coughed and said "mom, I got little girl germs in my mouth." 

Since the kids were coughing yesterday morning we decided not to go to church. We found an animal program on tv. The people were at San Diego's wildlife park. Lexie kept asking daddy if we could go there. He said some day we could. Then after breakfast we was putting on coats and boots to take a little drive. Lexie got so excited because she just knew we was going to see the wild animals. It broke daddy's heart to tell her that we weren't going there today. 

Andrew's Uncle Dave sent him some magazine subscriptions for Christmas. He got magazines like Field & Stream and Outdoor Life. Lance loves reading the magazines with daddy. He can't wait to go fishing and hunting this summer. He talks about it ALL the time!! He told me "you have to shoot the moose in the side so it goes through its heart and lungs."

The other day Lance was going through the car and found my tanning goggles that I haven't used in over a year. He didn't know what they were and it was hard to explain to them what they were. It was so funny to look back later and see him fast asleep with them on.