Silly boy

My little boy is just so silly. He comes up with some of the craziest things. this is just a few from last week.

I ask Lance if he wanted milk or water to drink. He says "milk, please. It has more protein!"

Lance was telling me that apples grew on trees. I handed him his bowl of grapes and said "grapes grow on vines" he then said "like the kind monkeys swing on?"

We were getting ready to go and I said I have to put on my bra

Lance said "why" and I said to hold my boobs and he goes "some women have big boobs like you" I said "some have even bigger" he then goes "they look heavy, Like an anchor!" 

Hahahaha