Funny little things

Lance is so funny. You never know what is going to come out of his mouth
Here are just a few little things that he has said recently

While on the ferry boat Lexie started to cry and he said "Lexie, stop it! You're embarrassing me!"
* I have never told him that. I have no clue where he heard that

While on a hike he grabbed a stick and said "this is in case we see a bear! I'm gonna poke him in the eye"

While in the bathroom on the ferry he said "this isn't a very big space for a wedding!"

Lately we have been talking about breeding Happy and I guess he has been paying attention. He told Happy "you're gonna have puppies! I'm gonna be a daddy!"

At breakfast time "Jesus and God don't have to eat, cuz they don't have bellies"

While driving down the road Lance seen a sign with kids on a teeter totter "that sign means to watch out for kids teeter tottering in the road"

After a trip to Costco, Lance was dumping water into little cups saying "Three samples! Would you like a three sample?"

I could go on and on about the funny things he says. I love my little man so much. He definitely keeps life interesting